January 2012
i am not sober
I’ll tell you what
rataroll asked: happy new year :*
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brian came over for my vaccuum
i gave it to him. got side tracked started talkin about movies and i smoke him out.
half an hour later he forgot his friend was upstairs waiting for him.
hilarious.
Watchcockstreetboys:
w@t
i wish i was jamaican.
December 2011
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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Watchsuper-eklectic1:
adeenyc:
fvgazi:
thelasturinebender:
crapcom:
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getglossd:
GREATEST episode of Beyond Scared Straight!! Orange flavored muthafucka!
My soul departed my body and did the Bro Franklin in the upper room as SOON as that Kool Aid came out.
LMAO
this was by far one of the best ones lmfao
the amount of tears i’m...
rataroll replied to your photo: pizza bagels <3
u are a beauty
THANK YOU <3_<3
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DAMMIT GUYS!
i went with the bagels.
pizza rolls or pizza bagels?
?
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i (we (helen and i)) have plans tomorrow.
anything that involves jennyb and my brother is bound to be a good time.
shweeet!
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im bored. talk to meh.
